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The consumption of alcoholic beverages is often associated with the physical and mental impairment of the consumer. However in certain situations, a
delicious alcoholic drink may actually heighten your abilities. Through the experiences of my friends and I, we have developed what we call “The Drinking Curve”.

This graph compares the relation to overall talent, such as video games, sports, etc., to the amount of drinks consumed. At point A, for the average person this is around 3 drinks, you have almost hit your peak. If another drink is consumed, you end up around point B. At this point, it is possible to stop drinking and back track to point A. However the longer you do this, the lower the peak will become, essentially eroding it down. If you were to go past point be, you will be past the point of no return, as shown by point C. From hear, its all downhill. It won’t be long before you hit rock bottom and become your average drunk. Luckily, there is hope for you yet.

We have witnessed, and I somewhat experienced, what is referred to as “The Mystical Spike”, shown by point D. This is the point where you have become so utterly drunk, you actually once again become good at the activities you were previously involved in. Not everyone can experience this spike of talent, but those who do swear by it. Whether you choose to believe in the curve is at your discretion, but next time your needing a talent boost, perhaps give it a try.